Hello, malchicks and devotchkas!

So many things in the modern world are infuriating. Infuriating to the point where you feel the only way you can fix the problem is with the application of a dose of the good old ultraviolence. However, we don’t need to go that far; sometimes, a helpful rant can help.

Eggiwegs. I would like to smash ’em. And pick them all up and throw… Ow!

Yes, everything is an eggiweg. Those annoying things you just want to pick up and smash. There’s not much else to it. Just click here to clamber down the rabbit hole, and enjoy the site!

Alex

No apologies for the very binary welcome. There’s no such thing as a transgender, non-binary or foot-sniffing weirdo in the Nadsat dictionary.